So you are watching your umpteenth movie this week and you feel like its that first movie all over again, the lines, scenes, ideas and graphics feels and sounds the same. So you decided to try it out in real life to see if is real and could score you a few points with your friends. Well I'm here to tell you that some things only happens in the movies.
Take for example the little kids who died trying to imitate the WWE moves, thinking that Randy Orton, John Cena and Under taker were kicking and slapping for real. Sad to say, its called acting.
well this is the list of things I feel that only happen in movies and yet they appear in half the Hollywood films.
- Passionately Kissing someone, until a second ago you thought you despise
- loosing 30 pounds of pregnancy weight in the time it takes to ow-ow-awww-ow-ow-awwww birth the baby
- people leaping up to stop the wedding
- wearing a bra while having sex
- day after day of perfect skin and buttery highlights
- discovering that your cat can talk, your new boyfriend can fly or that an alien is living in your tool shed.
- Inspired, poetic, spontaneous "I LOVE YOU" speeches
- working as a peon in a fashion magazine and getting an entire couture wardrobe totally free
- 30 secs of passionate sex and BAM! she has an orgasm
- TOM CRUISE ALWAYS LOOKING TALL............
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